††† alaska miller never capitalizes on stolen art, words, links, videos, sounds, hearts. †††

whatever, i like girls for their brains.

1 day ago on July 4th, 2009 at 0253
i would posit that the fact that jessica biel did some nude scenes in some movie about strippers did not even land in my radar as a sign that i’m incapable of this human emotion called love. that, or, there’s no one on tumblr jocking on this gal like some people do with zooey daschhound or kate moss and so it’s not my fault.
i would posit that the fact that jessica biel did some nude scenes in some movie about strippers did not even land in my radar as a sign that i’m incapable of this human emotion called love. that, or, there’s no one on tumblr jocking on this gal like some people do with zooey daschhound or kate moss and so it’s not my fault.
1 day ago on July 4th, 2009 at 0246

I just watched Powder Blue.

myexoticlife:

First of all it’s written on a 7th grade level. It has several good actors trying to do their best with the shitty lines they were given.

Secondly Jessica Biel can not act. Her whole “I don’t get roles because I’m to pretty” thing is bullshit. She doesn’t get roles because she can’t act. Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, and several other actresses are much better looking than her and can act. However Jessica Biel has one of the most beautiful bodies I’ve ever seen. I would kill to have her muscle definition.

Thirdly the way the movie portrays dancing and strip clubs is totaly stereotypical. Most of it is wrong. No one at my club gives head to managers. No one at my club gives head to anyone at the club. We don’t have to work when we don’t want to, and they would never allow candles on stage. Plus no dancer I know is desperate. Jessicas character is very desperate. I am not desperate based purely on the fact that I am a dancer. I meet tons of men, I don’t have to be desperate.

Besides all this Powder Blue is a cool movie if you’re super bored and high. It has several scenes with Jessica Biel stripping like only an ameteur can and like I said earlier, her body is amazing. Who doesn’t want to see Jessica Biel in just a thong? Ya that’s what I thought.

amateur.

1 day ago on July 4th, 2009 at 0223 | Reblog from

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1 day ago on July 4th, 2009 at 0003
matthew ryan - from a late night high-rise
his buddy died and his brother got sent to jail for 30 years, so he makes an hauntingly beautiful and epic alt-country album. listen to this now, plz.

matthew ryan - from a late night high-rise

his buddy died and his brother got sent to jail for 30 years, so he makes an hauntingly beautiful and epic alt-country album. listen to this now, plz.

1 day ago on July 3rd, 2009 at 1853
this video is one of those love at first sight kind of dealios. imogen heap’s trailer for her new album, ellipse.
1 day ago on July 3rd, 2009 at 1357

todos:

- be legit

- finish the draft about mescaline

- finish the draft about turning 25

- finish the draft about the post-american world

- switch to writing about personal philosophy

- finish reading cobra 2

- breakdown and rebuild the canon ae-1

- finalize the EPS files for the laser cutter

- launch shinylabs

- email her

- edit the films

- rock climb more v2’s

- play guitar

- cry

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 2128

look at that fucking hipster:

wallowing in san francisco, with his hand-made bracelet, wearing plaid, carrying a timbuk2 bag, drinking beer before sundown, huffing down second hand smoke, and taking polaroids of pretty people. where is his fixed-gear bike at?
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in just three weeks my tumblr, Always Capitalize, about tech and media business gets more traffic my current 8 month old tumblr. things i’ve come to learn about growing a brand new tumblr organically:

1. good content is good content

2. being first to source it doesn’t make for reblogs

3. it’s more about who reads your blog than how many

4. reblogging people makes them follow you

5. punditry is so darn easy anyone can do it

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 1647

1. spec writing for boner party is hard. good luck with squeezing 200 pages out of that whole shebang, ned.

2. i don’t have enough talent to make “my daily skin condition” a tumblr book deal.

3. i need a better schtick.

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 1636

i want a book deal, too:

what tragedy or human condition can i exploit to accomplish this? note: fatty foods has been taken, talking to chicks has been taken, silly shit on postcards has been taken, hipsters has been taken, white people has been taken, living a fucked up life has been taken, living an average life has been taken, saying things on twitter has been taken, berestein bears has been taken, living in boxcars has been taken, babysitting has been taken, eating worms has been taken, going to school in a floor that doensn’t exist has, too, unfortunately been taken. so what’s new?

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 1624
jimmy fallon.
boy and i have similar issues: we both have a face that looks like that needs to be punched. multiple times. but hopefuly not with your jostens class rings from some shitty state college.
i realize this is an irrational aspect of my life and that i realize to be such a dick that i can dish out such bullshit i should be able to take it. so fine. i live my life, outside my house, with the full realization that i have a face that looks like it needs to be punched. but i got my fists up and ready.

jimmy fallon.

boy and i have similar issues: we both have a face that looks like that needs to be punched. multiple times. but hopefuly not with your jostens class rings from some shitty state college.

i realize this is an irrational aspect of my life and that i realize to be such a dick that i can dish out such bullshit i should be able to take it. so fine. i live my life, outside my house, with the full realization that i have a face that looks like it needs to be punched. but i got my fists up and ready.

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 1616
“My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn’t speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her (Wood) that day - I called 158 times - I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands.”
Marilyn Manson

“My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn’t speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her (Wood) that day - I called 158 times - I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands.”

Marilyn Manson

2 days ago on July 2nd, 2009 at 1611