alaska miller, a young americanized generalist, not a stripper. once a college dropout, a marine combat engineer, an apple web producer, a failed startup founder, a valleywag intern, most recently a short-lived LA tech watcher, and now a schemer. fancies speedy driving, speedy reading, speedy writing, speedy coding, and being crunk. attained a 750 credit score in 2006, but in 2009 it was 345. let's party.

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